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Monday, December 28, 2009
There's A Saying That Goes
~X.T.~/in
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you smiling and saying
'Damn.. But wasn't that fun!'
~X.T.~/out
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Deleted
~X.T.~/in
One press of a button...
Gotta go around collecting numbers again...
...Darn...
~X.T.~/out
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Simple
~X.T.~/in
Piece of Pie
Easy as Cake
What is this? An insult to our skills?
~X.T.~/out
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Resistance...
~X.T.~/in
...is measures in Ohms...
Perhaps now, I'll learn to read the questions thoroughly...
"Experiment's very simple! Oscillations and Electricity. Answer? g equals 9.81!"
~Mr. Al~
~X.T.~/out
Friday, October 23, 2009
Unsafe
~X.T.~/in
And one would presume that this neighborhood is safe...
Should probably start carrying weapons around now...
Should probably have done so a long time ago...
~X.T.~/out
Confucian
~X.T.~/in
He who knows not, and knows not he knows not,
he is a fool - shun him
He who knows not, and knows he knows not,
he is a child - teach him
He who knows, and knows not he knows,
he is asleep - wake him
He who knows, and knows he knows,
he is a wise man - follow him
~X.T.~/out
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Eviction
~X.T.~/in
Eviction order comes, relocate to temporary bunker...
~X.T.~/out
Observation
~X.T.~/in
A tadpole's growth rate seems to be directly proportional to it's standard of living.
~X.T.~/out
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Explosions
~X.T.~/in
As the clock strikes 12am,
a tiny dog stays up all night to guard its owners from the the very things that terrify her so much.
What appears as fireworks to us is World War III to her...
So that's where all the friggin fireworks went...
~X.T.~/out
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Impossible
~X.T.~/in
How old do people have to be until they realize perpetual motion machines CANNOT exist?
And, if by any freak chance of nature they do, will be completely useless?
"In Physics, there is no such thing as a free lunch."
~Prof Walter Lewin, Massachusetts Institute of Technology
~X.T.~/out
Sunday, October 4, 2009
World says "Hellow"
~X.T.~/in
Ornithological species of identical plumage congregate in proximity
~X.T.~/out
Friday, October 2, 2009
Yes
~X.T.~/in
People residing in domiciles structured of supercooled liquid should refrain from hurling missiles of igneous material.
~X.T.~/out
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
From A Different Perspective
~X.T.~/in
Sometimes, people just aren't what they seem.
In comparison, we actually have everything handed to us on a silver platter.
~X.T.~/out
Monday, September 28, 2009
Resolve
~X.T.~/in
You know what you have to do,
only one shot,
only one chance.
No compromises.
No obstacles.
The way is clear.
Unseal the hushed casket.
~X.T.~/out
Reboot
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