Simple

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Piece of Pie

Easy as Cake

What is this? An insult to our skills?

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Resistance...

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...is measures in Ohms...

Perhaps now, I'll learn to read the questions thoroughly...

"Experiment's very simple! Oscillations and Electricity. Answer? g equals 9.81!"

~Mr. Al~

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Unsafe

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And one would presume that this neighborhood is safe...

Should probably start carrying weapons around now...

Should probably have done so a long time ago...

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Confucian

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He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, 
he is a fool - shun him

He who knows not, and knows he knows not, 
he is a child  - teach him

He who knows, and knows not he knows, 
he is asleep - wake him

He who knows, and knows he knows, 
he is a wise man - follow him

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Eviction

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Eviction order comes, relocate to temporary bunker...

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Observation

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A tadpole's growth rate seems to be directly proportional to it's standard of living.

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Explosions

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As the clock strikes 12am,

a tiny dog stays up all night to guard its owners from the the very things that terrify her so much.

What appears as fireworks to us is World War III to her...

So that's where all the friggin fireworks went...

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Impossible

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How old do people have to be until they realize perpetual motion machines CANNOT exist?

And, if by any freak chance of nature they do, will be completely useless?

"In Physics, there is no such thing as a free lunch."

~Prof Walter Lewin, Massachusetts Institute of Technology

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World says "Hellow"

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Ornithological species of identical plumage congregate in proximity

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Yes

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People residing in domiciles structured of supercooled liquid should refrain from hurling missiles of igneous material.

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